All the BBC cares about are bloody house prices...

According to James Cameron (director of Titanic, three hours of our lives that many of us will never get back) the tombs' of Jesus and his family have been found in the Holy Land. Which is nice.

A 'local resident' excitedly told the BBC that all the publicity for the area "... will mean our house prices will go up because Christians will want to live here". Somebody might want to break it to her gently that if this is true that Christians may be a little too hung up on the whole rationale for their religion coming crashing down their ears to be popping down to the local Foxtons.